Dear Sir or Madam:
I am writing to express my frustration over the condition of my Sunday paper.
On Saturday, I decided to pick up a Sunday Advance paper at Safeway to review the coupons and do my weekly deals posts for my blog. As I had two little ones with me, I didn't have time to peruse the contents of the paper – I foolishly assumed I would be getting a complete paper. Exactly what I paid for.
You can imagine my disappointment when I noticed you'd ripped off the Albertsons doubler coupons from my ad. Obviously, you thumbed through this paper (and likely others) to procure the doubler coupons for yourself without having to pay for a paper. The condition of my Albertsons flyer also begs the question, "why didn't you just take the whole flyer?" If you think that your action would be less noticeable by only ripping out the doubler coupons, you are sorely mistaken.
Most importantly, I feel your actions are borderline shoplifting because you damaged store merchandise without paying for it. I also would like to point out that your mischief making was completely unnecessary. Both Albertsons in our area provide these doubler coupons at Customer Service.
If you are the guilty party of this crime, I respectfully request you email me at thecouponproject at hotmail dot com so I can let you know where you may mail me my doubler coupons. You know, the ones that I paid for.
A Frustrated Couponer