For months now, I’ve been hinting that I’ve been hard at work planning for one AWESOME April series. It gives me goosebumps to finally unveil it with you. It just may be the craziest thing I’ve done on the blog. Or in real life. As in EVER. And I’ve done some pretty crazy stuff.
Henry David Thoreau, in his famous piece Walden wrote: “I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach…” In fact, he left his home to do just that. Live in the woods. He built a shelter, grew his own food, all without the modern conveniences we enjoy today.
Self reliance is such a buzz word today…but who actually LIVES it? Who actually up and says, “I’m going to reject all modern conveniences and move to the woods?” And a few months ago I had a lightbulb go off and said to myself, “if Thoreau can do it, well so can I.”
So for the month of April, my friends, this will be my new home:
I know some of you are freaking out right about now, thinking I’ve lost my mind or gone off the deep end. I assure you, I’ve made this decision very carefully. Some of the things I’ve done to prepare:
- Watched all episodes of Survivorman
- Consulted my doctor for physical and mental fitness for this challenge
- Taken a few survivalist courses
- Watched MANY YouTube videos on topics such as knot making, hunting, and first aid
Of course, this means that the blog will basically be on pause for the next month. I’m packing my FlipCamera with me and once a week, will be meeting with my husband briefly to check in on him and the kids, upload the video to my YouTube channel and share with you how I’m doing. But otherwise? I’ll be unplugged.
You might be wondering what I’m going to bring with me. I did decide on a few basic essentials to get me started.
Here’s what I’m bringing with and why:
- Backpack. This will keep everything on my person or at my homestead site neat & tidy. It contains a sleeping bag as well.
- Ice Axe. It seemed like a good idea to pack this with. I might not encounter glaciers, but there are coyotes in the woods I’m headed to and it seemed like a good idea to have something weapon-like.
- Food/water. I’m actually not packing much food, because I want to go whole hog as much as possible. I do figure it could take a couple days before I trap a squirrel or find edible mushrooms and roots, so I wanted to give myself a few calories until then, anyhow. I dug up a couple camp style meals and a couple thingys of Vita Coca. They have great potassium in them.
- Cookbook and Kindle. I checked out this Raw Foods cookbook at the library and it sure seemed appropriate given that I will likely be eating a lot of raw stuffs. I have also loaded my Kindle with great stories of survivalists: Native Americans, pioneers, Thoreau, Katniss Everdeen. You get the idea. Plus, it will be good to have something to read while I’m out in the woods. I charged the puppy up to 100%, so we’ll see if it actually gets me through the month or not.
I’m not bringing with my cell phone, laptop, Mr. Coffee (sigh), or money. Like I said, my husband knows where I will be and he will be checking in on me once a week just to make sure everything’s on the up and up. After many long discussions, we just decided it would be best for him to stay at our house with the kids. I just didn’t think it would go over so well to pull them out of school for this.
Wish Me Luck!
Please do follow me on YouTube and keep an eye here on the blog for my weekly updates. Please, please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. While I’m reasonably confident Survivorman has nothing on me, who knows what the next month could hold in store…and with that I’ll sign off with….April Fool’s!
PS come back tomorrow for the REAL April Series announcement.
























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Okay, I read this and thought, she is going to see her kids once a week for a month? What husband/kids would go for that? I could believe the rest, but that one. It actually sounded somewhat appealing! ha! And I laughed thinking, you are going all unplugged but you are bringing a kindle rather than real books? Hmmmm, good April Fool’s Joke.
Wow, that sounds really fun and exciting! I hope it’s awesome for you and you have a fantastic time. =) I look forward to reading all about it!
Uh, just make sure you got that this was an April Fool’s joke.
So funny! You totally got me!
Stop it. I was seriously saying in my head that you’ve possibly gone crazy from all the blogging pressure.
Good one!
Well there are definitely some days I feel like that… running off to the woods wouldn’t be so crazy compared to how my life is normally!
I’m sad to admit this…but you totally got me!
So glad you haven’t lost it!! Now….to the Fred Meyer deals! Happy April Angela!
Stinker! I was thinking…Has she lost her cotton pickin mind?
Then I realized it was April fools. I was getting ready to subscribe to your youtube videos…Hah haha…..Your funny.
Well you still could do that, but there won’t likely be any videos of me out in the woods.
Ok I seriously thought this was an awesome idea and one of the best….this might be an idea if someone would watch your kids….I really liked the idea…
Lucky you! I’ve aleays told my husband I would LOVE to live in the woods with our family. Lol
I was a bit worried for a minute… once people go vegan, these sorts of things tend to happen!
Well I’ve already done a string of pretty crazy things prior to not eating meat & dairy, so who knows? I was voted “Biggest Risk Taker” in HS. I think I’ve lived up to that title well.
All I could think about was poor Terry. Haha!
Yeah, he’d pretty much not ever let me do that. (Unless maybe there was a serious cash prize at the end, of course.)
I’m SO gullable!! I just got finished reading other silly April Fool’s threads and for whatever reason read yours thinking you were totally going gonzo on me! Ya got me….ya really got me! lol….
Umm…you got me! I was freaking out!!! LOL
Oh my jeez…you totally got me on this one, too! You are too funny, thank you for the laugh!
Yep. You got me too. I was really thinking wow, this is crazy. Plus she’s telling the whole world that she’ll have no cell phone and no money…not a smart idea! Good one!! I completely forgot it was April 1!!
LOL! Got me, too! I was like “Is she really gonna eat squirrels??”
Oh gosh, no.
You totally got me! I was like Angela???!!!! Nooooooooooo!!!!! And then I was like how could Terry let her do that?! And then I was like Tent Buddy!!!!! I was so relieved you didn’t have to catch a squirrel. Lol!!!
That was good…
Yeah, I still have all my Mt. Rainier climbing gear – would’ve worked just fine! HA!
Oh my word. I figured it out maybe half-way through. But oh my, this right here is why I love your blog!!!
Thanks, Nony! I say life’s too short to not smile. I love having fun around here – I can’t take a steady stream of seriousness.
Had me completely fooled (and a little jealous) right up until the words April Fools Day.
I would love to actually do something like this but I’m a little…. different…. that way.
Under the right conditions I wouldn’t mind it so much, either. But not by myself in a coyote-infested forest.
HAHA! I was about to say you have lost your rocker! This is hilarious! Although that does sound exciting!
For the first couple of paragraphs, I totally believed you! Then, I thought “she wouldn’t leave her kids and husband for a month!” Looking forward to seeing what the real April series is tomorrow and thanks for the laugh!
“She wouldn’t leave her kids and husband for a month!” – THAT was my thought exactly! And since today is my wedding anniversary (yes, on April Fool’s) I am always looking out for pranks today!
Well hey, people that go on Reality Shows do that for even longer!
Too funny! You had me going. When I read “. . . before I trap a squirrel . . . ” I shuddered and thought I’d be a vegetarian if I had to trap/hunt my own meat and more power to you if you can do it! (My idea of hunting is looking through the packages of meat for just the right package at my local grocery store, lol). And a charge on a Kindle can last a month???? Wow!
Thanks for the laugh!
Phew! You got me!! All day I was bummed as you are my first blog checked every day AND I just gave your web address to several friends. Wow! So glad!
Too bad, I was really hoping for some Bear Grylls action
Aaaand you totally got me, too.
You got me!! I am SO gullible!!! Today is my son’s birthday, poor kid!
Aww man. I was getting all pumped up to watch you on YouTube thinking wow I would never be able to do this. But hey at least I can get a first hand look at living in the great outdoors. Then Pow – april fools.
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