Rest in peace, my student loan.
You were always there for me (or should I say, I was always there for you?)
Every month, we’d meet over ACH. I’m sure you appreciated the meeting more than I did.
To add insult to injury, many a person thought an English degree was a silly investment.
(Because surely, there is nothing I could do with it other than teach.)
You hung around so long I thought we’d never say goodbye.
But the day has come….
So while you rest in peace, my student loan, I’ll rest easier tonight.