Mr. Coffee, I penned you a poem early this December –
About how much I loved you – perchance, do you remember?
See, I’d cast off the long-held hope of owning a fancier machine,
And I knew the cost of a Keurig was too much for this coupon queen.
But now there’s something…rather awkward I must share,
I hope you’ll hear me out, if you care…
See the people at Mr. Coffee read that poem, yes they did,
And offered me a Mr. Coffee Single Serve – I do not kid!
No wait, Mr. Coffee – don’t go anywhere, just you stay –
And check out how your Single Serve cousin has made my day!
Like you Mr. Coffee, he’s incredibly affordable,
(In fact at Fred Meyer this week, the price is downright adorable!)
He’s got the fancy Keurig technology that makes me drool,
But the price tag on this puppy is what makes him rule.
He’s the best of both worlds – sorta Hannah Montana,
And strangely I feel like belting Copacabana.
The Mr. Coffee Single Serve is as easy as 1-2-3 –
First you insert a K-cup, just like this you see –
Mr. Coffee, please don’t begin to think this is the end –
Oh no, this is just the introduction of a brand new friend!
You’ll be perfect for when a full pot of coffee’s the need,
And when I want just a cup? The Single Serve’ll do well indeed.
So make some room in your heart, dear Mr. Coffee, do…
(And please while you’re at it, kindly make space on that counter, too.)
It’s Christmastime, and there’s room for more you see,
So Deck the Halls, and make coffee most merrily!
Good things come in threes, too many to comprehend:
Three wise kings, three amigos, three french hens.
And to see my counter now, my eye doth shed a tear:
With a trio of Mr. Coffees, I’ll indeed have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Disclosure: While I was given a Single Serve Mr. Coffee for review, I was not compensated to write poetry about it. I love Mr. Coffee and writing poetry. That simple. For more information on how this site makes money, you can check out my Disclosure Policy.