It is a post coupon apocalyptic world. The Dark Days of coupon fraud, extreme couponing, and the quest for free Tide laundry detergent have finally come to an end. Oppressed, broke, and starving for some seriously good deals, the residents of the Twelve Aisles are subject to the rule of Checkout City and paying full price for their groceries. To remind the people of how bad couponing can go, the Checkout City came up a terribly cruel punishment.
Each year two children, between the ages of 12 and 18 will be chosen from each of the Twelve Aisles. 24 in all. They will be forced to fight in an arena over hot deals and scant coupons. An evil Supermarket Sweep where only one will be left standing.
In Aisle Twelve, the Aisle of Cola, one girl will sacrifice everything to protect her sister….
Fresca: I promise, Pibb! Stay strong.
Before the eyes of the world, the game will play out, for good or bad…
And she’ll leave behind her childhood companion, the one who taught her about the underground coupon world…
Fresca: Like this?
She’ll encounter unexpected friendships…
Fresca: It’s…gorgeous. I don’t know what to say, Cinnamon. *Burp*
Cinnamon: I’d bet money on you.
And receive the help of an unlikely mentor.
Hi-C: Listen to me, Fresca! In that arena, when everyone runs for the coupons, you just get out of there. Let them duke it out for the Bumble Bee Tuna and SoBe. You….just get the heck out of there. Those deals are going to be insane and there will be freakouts before you can say boo. Do you understand me? DO YOU?!
Her courage will be put to the test….
Random contestant #1: FREE cupcake mix! There is FREE cupcake mix with these coupons!
Random contestant #2: No – that’s MY free cupcake mix!
Random contestant #1: But I’ve never even seen cupcake mix…I come from Aisle Four, Paper Products. This is mine!
And she’ll find kindness from an unexpected source.
Fresca: No, Pepper….no, I can’t –
Pepper: Take it.
Fresca: (pauses) When will I ever stop owing you?
She will have important decisions to make about her love life…
With cameo appearances from Donald Trump, as President Snowball.
The Coupon Games. May the coupons be ever in your favor.
Coming this Friday to theaters everywhere. Rated PG-13 for scenes of coupon mutilation and stockpile destruction.